Turns out, Earth is in the “lamest” part of the universe
|April 3, 2014||Posted by News under Fine tuning, Intelligent Design, News|
The latest in Onion-ology:
PARIS—Citing factors ranging from the dumb, ugly asteroid belt separating the terrestrial planets from the gas giants, to the super-boring and practically empty interstellar medium extending in nearly every direction, new research published Wednesday by the International Astronomical Union has concluded that Earth is located in “by far the lamest” region of the observable universe. “Despite years of intensive analysis, we have failed to uncover even a single pulsar, black hole, lenticular galaxy, binary star system, quasar, or any other cool stuff within 50 light years of this stupid dump of a solar system,” read the study, which noted that to date, no telescope—either ground-based or in earth orbit—has been able to locate a portion of space more dull and tiresome than our own. More. (language warning, text and vid)
See also: Why Earth isn’t fine tuned for life (by someone who take it seriously)
Copernicus, you are not going to believe who is using your name. Or how.
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