A friend posts this picture on Facebook with the caption “Oops.”
My reply:
Don’t be so closed-minded. You act as if there is a Platonic form of “Cheese Danish.” We live in a post-modern world, and you need to adjust your thinking to the times. “Cheese Danish” is merely a social construct, and you are obviously trying to impose your preferred Cheese Danish narrative based on your privileged Northern European, Caucasian, heteronormative, patriarchal, male views as a means of imposing the existing power structure over the Starbucks staffer who has bravely broken the shackles of historical Cheese Danish normative oppression.