My very favorite Steve Martin joke:
You can be a millionaire and never pay taxes! You say, “Steve, how can I be a millionaire and never pay taxes?” First, get a million dollars. Now you say, “Steve what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You have never paid taxes’?” Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: “I forgot!”
Only slightly less funny are the materialists who say:
You can have everything in the universe for absolutely free. All of you science deniers may be saying to yourself, “wait nothing can’t cause something.” Au contraire; it is a scientifically proven fact that you can have everything in the universe for absolutely free. All you have to have is the law of gravity and everything else follows. Now you say, what do I do when the logic man shows up at my door and says, “Whatever the law of gravity is, it is most certainly not nothing”? Two simple words in the English language. “I forgot; Mr. logic man I forgot you can’t redefine “something” to mean “nothing.”
HT:SA