Comments on: Finchs’ Mutation Paste Gets Results

By: russ

russ — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 00:42:56 +0000

Ask your doctor if FMP is right for you (may cause nausea, dizziness, birth defects, extinction, and punctuated equilibrium).

By: bork

bork — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 23:20:27 +0000

We have attempted several experiments with this stuff. The most promising results have occured in my experimental group. My control and experimental groups are comprised of Mus musculus.

Despite immediate deaths in my experimental group, I have noticed one of the animals has had his conciousness raised. I prefer to refer to him as Algernon. My research group is submitting our work to be peer reviewed, but instead of waiting we have already started human trials. One participant in particular (“Charlie”) looks very promising.

However, we are quite troubled by his love for peanut butter.

By: crandaddy

crandaddy — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 22:33:41 +0000

I used some of that stuff. Said on the bottle that it would grow me a pair of wings. All it did was grow me a cancerous Siamese twin. RIP OFF!!!

By: eebrom

eebrom — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 20:25:15 +0000

Mutation paste makes more sense than some of the ND stuff I’ve read!

Reading “Galapagos” I’ve got a serious request…

Is there a “nice little book” that properly describes all the exciting/unusual things to be seen in Galapagos?

Got a trip planned, and would like to have a little mini-reference in my pocket.

By: mattghg

mattghg — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 18:37:49 +0000

Will this paste evolve my pet tortoise into a real-life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Or his offspring, maybe?

By: William Dembski

William Dembski — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:12:29 +0000

Galapagos: I’m glad you’re back from your Pacific Rim lecture tour doing something constructive.

By: Mats

Mats — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:03:01 +0000

Happy Evolution Day to everyone! (April 1st)

By: sfg

sfg — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 13:50:06 +0000

this is a joke right?