1 April 2007
Finchs’ Mutation Paste Gets Results
Galapagos Finch
Modern chemistry has allowed accelerated evolution through mutation paste. The product, patented last year by Finch Foods Inc. of Boise, Idaho, is a potato based food supplement marketed under the brand name Finch’s Mutation Paste. The effects of the mutation paste have been widespread and immediate. The Evolution News Network (ENN) at The BRITES has collected three remarkable stories about results of mutation paste use. Details are reported at TheBRITES.org.
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sfg
04/01/2007
8:50 am
this is a joke right?
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Mats
04/01/2007
9:03 am
Happy Evolution Day to everyone! (April 1st)
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William Dembski
04/01/2007
9:12 am
Galapagos: I’m glad you’re back from your Pacific Rim lecture tour doing something constructive.
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mattghg
04/01/2007
1:37 pm
Will this paste evolve my pet tortoise into a real-life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Or his offspring, maybe?
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eebrom
04/01/2007
3:25 pm
Mutation paste makes more sense than some of the ND stuff I’ve read!
Reading “Galapagos” I’ve got a serious request…
Is there a “nice little book” that properly describes all the exciting/unusual things to be seen in Galapagos?
Got a trip planned, and would like to have a little mini-reference in my pocket.
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crandaddy
04/01/2007
5:33 pm
I used some of that stuff. Said on the bottle that it would grow me a pair of wings. All it did was grow me a cancerous Siamese twin. RIP OFF!!!
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bork
04/01/2007
6:20 pm
We have attempted several experiments with this stuff. The most promising results have occured in my experimental group. My control and experimental groups are comprised of Mus musculus.
Despite immediate deaths in my experimental group, I have noticed one of the animals has had his conciousness raised. I prefer to refer to him as Algernon. My research group is submitting our work to be peer reviewed, but instead of waiting we have already started human trials. One participant in particular (”Charlie”) looks very promising.
However, we are quite troubled by his love for peanut butter.
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russ
04/01/2007
7:42 pm
Ask your doctor if FMP is right for you (may cause nausea, dizziness, birth defects, extinction, and punctuated equilibrium).