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Finch Foods to Pitch “Primordial Soup” to Campbell’s

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“Our goal is to mutate the world!” says Sloke Dunkin at Finch Foods. More…

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3 Responses to Finch Foods to Pitch “Primordial Soup” to Campbell’s

  1. This is just brilliant. The label is so beautiful I couldn’t help but immortalize it in 3D. Here’s a rendered quicktime movie. (click to view, or right click->save as…)

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    They forgot to include simulated lightning in the cooking directions (simulated lightning was used in the Miller-Urey experiment).

    They also forgot to say that unused portions must be stored at cryogenic temperatures.

    The goo-to-you soup. As the saying goes, you are what you eat. M’m! M’m! Good!

  3. Gloppy,

    I responded to your email this morning but I’m not sure if it made it through your spam filter. Thumbs up on your request, do with it as you please. There’s a bigger version in the same folder, and let me know if you want anything changed.

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