Here, New Scientist offers us what they think are the “10 biggest puzzles of human evolution”: Like, “Why aren’t we more like chimps?
Uh, we tried it, sweetie-hoo, but got bored. There is only so much you can do with howling naked in the trees.
We discovered duplicate bridge, for example, and bridge mixture candy. And the intricate rituals of hockey, including sewing the numbers on team uniforms.
After a while, we had to put the dam chimps in indoor cages because they had to be kept warm but wouldn’t wear parkas or snow pants.
And you were asking … what? Why?
Well, why not?