Complete the following word association: Evolution is to Science as XX is to YY

ok, I thought evolution is science and science is evolution and any attack on one is an attack on the other. So, evolution is to science as science is to evolution.

Evolution is to Science as Mister Ed is to The Kentucky Derby.

Evolution is to Science as Herbie the Love Bug is to The Daytona 500.

Evolution is to Science as Santa Claus is to Mattel, Inc.

Evolution is to Science as a Wooden Nickel is to a Gold Eagle.

Evolution is to Science as Mercury is to a Hatter.

Evolution is to Science as a Boca Burger is to Meat.

Evolution is to science as a cheap tuxedo is to Savile Row (hee hee)

Hey, Gil, you might want to change your last entry from “philosophical speculation” to just plain “speculation”, “fanciful speculation”, or something like that. Philosophy - good philosophy, that is - is on the side of the angels in the ID debate, as attested by the likes of Bill, Paul Nelson, Jay Richards, etc.

Anyway, here are a couple of my suggestions:

E is to S as Dr. Strangelove is to Einstein.
E is to S as Gilligan is to Admiral Lord Nelson.

XX = Ptolemaic Epicycles
YY = Astronomy

XX = Math using Roman Numerals
YY = Development of Calculus

XX = Socialism
YY = Economics

XX = Religious fanaticism
YY = Theology

Evo is to science as:

a logician is to a Darwinist.

Monism is to a Platonist.

Perfect circle is to Ockham.

Epicureanism is to a Stoic

Parmenides is to the world of appearance

Davescot: excellent post, will copy to send to my friends!!

As Darwin is to a programmer of cnc gantry mill for milling ship propellors

Good examples…

I’d tweak your example Bill and expand.

E is to S as,
Paranoid Schizophrenia is to Mental Health,
(depending upon the day, hour, or minute, evolution changes and can be quite violent reaction for no logical reason)
or
E is to S as,
Sybil is to Einstein
Two, three, four or more faces of random variation personality vs one logical mind.

or, a historical moment of physical obliteration perhaps more apropos of NDE’s inevitable extinction by way of random mutational hits….

E is to S as,
Shoemaker-Levy Comet is to the Earth

Or in recognitin of Gilder’s enlightened moment,
Evolutionist are to Science as,
Earth and Heaven are to The Living Word, the everlasting I AM.

Evolution is to Science as aids is to immune system.

Evolution is to Science as sophistry is to truth

or

Evolution is to Science as ignorance is to logic

or

Evolution is to Science as prejudice is to evidence

Evolution is to Science as gravity is to a flat earth.

XX = Dr. Suess

YY = Shakespeare

XX = 10-piece Lego set

YY = Great wall of China

XX = The villiage idiot

YY = Isaac Newton

XX = Play-dough
YY = Babe Ruth

i.e absolutely no connection

Evolution is to Science as super glue is to a drunken group of teenagers.