Design a bumper sticker for the Darwin lobby
| August 5, 2011 | Posted by News under Culture, Darwinism |
The US Darwin lobby announces:
There’s only a month left for you to submit your idea for a new NCSE bumper sticker, so sharpen your pencils, cudgel your brains, and consult your muse! This is your chance to speak loud, speak proud for evolution, by crafting a killer slogan that could end up on the tail end of thousands of cars.
UD News staff remember first seeing the fish-with-feet bumpo, labelled “Darwin,” about 30 years ago – and assuming it was an attack on Darwinism.
A fish without feet is like … a better adapted fish. Hence, it must be a creationist logo. Is that one reason most North Americans still don’t sing “Just give me Darwin” with feeling?
Bumper sticker design software here. Or just enter your idea below.
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A straitjacket
An unlit bulb
A house of cards
A brain in a vise
Mr. Smith from The Matrix.
Design: maybe it looks designed because it is.
Design: no need for constantly reminding yourself otherwise.
Design: pissing off ideologues since the foundations of the earth.
4 out of 5 reasonable people recommend design over wishful speculation.
Design: advancing human technology since…forever.
Design scientists do it in their labs.
Life Exhibits Purpose
aegeit jlksond a designer.
UIND (*): who can say where the UIND will blow tomorrow?
Or;
“You don’t know which way the UIND blows, so how can you plan tomorrow?”
(*) un-intelligent non-design
Gotta love that NCSE is sponsoring this. Fits nicely with their propaganda mission.
Maybe they should just wait around for the bumper sticker to design and then create itself. Wouldn’t that be the greatest demonstration of evolution?
GA’s have been known to design bumper stickers that no one else would have thought of.
No Tenure for You!
You Have the Right to Agree
“This bumper sticker is the result of random variation and natural selection. If you have a problem with it, there is no designer to complain to.”
or “This bumper sticker is the result of an idea thunk up by a GA that no-one else ever thought of.” Thanks Mung.
Others:
“Don’t like my driving? Call 1-800-AMORAL-1.”
“Darwinist on board; ease up on the brakes because it doesn’t matter.”
Speaking of breaks:
“I brake for genetic algorithms.”
“My other car is a flying spaghetti monster.”
“I found life in an alternate universe.”
“Honk if you like absurd theories.”
and finally:
“‘God is dead.’ – Darwin. ‘Darwin is dead’ – God.”
Yeah, I’ve seen it before too.
ilion,
“The answer my friend, is blowing in the UIND.”
In Search of Meaning? – Study Evolution
My Genes are Selfish – And So Am I
Nothing On This Bumper Sticker Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution
Honk if you lack free will
My other car evolved
My selfish genes made me do it.
Imagination: the cornerstone of Darwinian accounts.
Darwinism: biology’s theory of nothing.
Darwinism: falsification is for the dino-birds.
Darwinism: there is no truth beyond what we believe to be the case.
Darwinian evolution is an iron-clad theory — completely impervious to the facts.
Darwin: An exquisite example of design.
Maybe they should just wait around for the bumper sticker to design and then create itself. Wouldn’t that be the greatest demonstration of evolution?
Now THAT gets my vote!!!
A tornado in a junkyard built this car!
That’s not rust, that’s NEW INFORMATION!
Nothing IC on board.
xp.
Darwinism: state-sponsored monkey business.
You’re a happy accident. Deal with it.
Life is meaningless. Do what you will.
NCSE: hating the people who fund us since 1981.
NCSE: the ‘E’ is for extortion.
This is all a big mistake, just like you. Have a great day!
Mung at 21 LOL
Honk if you’re hormy
Darwinism: Over a hundred million ghosted.
My girlfriend went to an NCSE conference on Darwin and all she brought back was this lousy bumper sticker.
Time for bed.
Fish don’t have feet to use, and Darwinists don’t use the minds they have.
Darwinism: 150 years of proudly freeing mankind of the intolerable burden of rationality.
Overpopulation is the way to progress
There’s potential in that there sludge!
A gap! Blank instead of the important connecting points!
or
Wait for the better sticker(and a picture of some primordial ooze)
or
Modern Alchemy ! Mixing mutations ,not metals!
or
“Ban creationist stickers”
or
“If you are reading this sticker with eyeballs just forget it”
The Darwin fish, lying helplessly in a Radio Flyer wagon being pulled by Eugenie Scott.
This sticker provides no selective advantage.
I’m just drifting my way to a new car.
lol!
Humanity: easily written off as just another rung in the evolutionary ladder.
Humanity: evolution’s tower of babel.
Humanity: evolution’s search for a search.
(Amended) The Darwin fish, lying “legs up” in a Radio Flyer wagon being pulled by Eugenie Scott.
The Darwin fish consuming all the U.S. currency being printed by the Fed.
The image of a fossilized Charles Darwin.
(Amended) Design scientists do it in their lab coats.
You have the brain of a monkey.
Not you m.i.
You have the brain of an orangutan.
lol! I almost said “take it back!” But then was distracted with another post I was writing. xp.